It has been several weeks since I touched myself and I am feeling a bit sad already. I touch and play with myself almost every day and that's why I am quite frustrated right now. I don't know what happened but I am guessing that I do not have the mot...

I'm a fan of raves and knees-up, so I love Fridays. I normally have such a busy week, and happy Fridays help me be full of beans again for some pub hopping. Though I stop myself from drinking too much to avoid being arse over tit, especially if a dis...

What would be the best position to fuck on a sofa? My ex-husband always insisted that we do it on a proper bed, stuck to just missionary position, and never mind foreplay--it was non-existent. I'm looking for a young bloke who's not as boring as tap ...

Spend much of my time in the bath. I love the scent of lavender oil lingering on my skin. Beat the beans once I'm on the bed; that's after drying myself. My day wouldn't be complete without using my sex toys.

Being all by myself helps me think about my goals clearly. On the flip side, it has also kept me awake at night. When I'm wide awake, I have vivid images of me and another person kissing passionately on the kitchen countertop.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.