I sometimes wish that there were only two people in the world: me and you. It's for the simple reason that I can't stop myself from thinking about sex. It's supposed to be great having sexual thoughts, but the problem is I can't have your penis in my...

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

Let's just say that my age does not dictate my stamina and appetite for shagging. I am thirsty for a tall drink of hard fucking that would leave me feeling satiated and like jelly. A fit lad that is not bothered about teaching an old gal new tricks a...

Powerful and Randy: These are only the two things that I need from a man. You don't need to show me your financial assets if you don't want me to be turned off. I'd like you to be rich in hot cream not pounds nor dollars.

My husband is an utter bore and I cannot fathom when our sex life died like his sense of humour. Lucky for me that I was given the blessing to shag whomever I want and it seems that I'm craving for dick that is of the younger variety.