Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I felt bloody gutted when my fiance went to a burton earlier than me. It took me a few years before I’ve finally gotten over the grief of him passing away. But now, I am ready to welcome someone into my life. Right now, all I need is someone who ca...

Shagging in a train compartment seems like the best way to pass time on a long journey. Haven't tried it yet but it's one for the bucket list. I also want to try just putting a cock in side me and letting the vibrations of the train do the work.

I am known to be the kind of lady who is fond of taking risks and adventures. The riskier they are, the better the experience. Because of that, I don't mind getting myself into risky and adventurous activities in bed.

Ferris wheels scare the living daylights out of me but I still dared myself to get on one and did not enjoy it one bit. I hope I get different results from putting myself out here, I'm terrified but am anticipating positive and delightful outcomes.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...