Before I tell you about myself, you should answer a very important question. Would it fit me to wear a thong or panties? Or should I wear nothing at all when I'm in the house? Make me smile with your answer. This can be the start, honey.

I have a bit of a chubby figure you can use as your punching bag. I'm a fully submissive woman who feels happy when punished. I truly believe I was born to serve a king who has a barbaric personality.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

With my juicylicious big boobs, you'll never be thirsty again. With my gentle hands, you'll enjoy staying in my arms. With my soft voice, you'll get mad without hearing it again. With your long and hard, big penis, my tight pussy will finally f...

Though it may not look like it, I don't smoke fags. I believe that doing so is unhealthy and will only cause harm to my body. And because of that, I would just rather put a cock in my mouth instead of an unhealthy stick of cigarette.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.