If you want to be with me, then you should have a dirty mind. I hate gentlemen. I don't need a man who will respect me. I want a bloke who can rough me up. Show me how aggressive you can be during our conversation and earn a chance to do whatever you...

I have naughty fingers; they're always excited to go inside me. When I'm turned on, I push three fingers into my quim, and I squirt a lot. I like to try my whole hand, but I want someone else to do it for me because it's going to be more exciting.

I am not someone with superhuman capacities. I'm not a superhero either nor a genie in a bottle, but I am someone who has a compassion for the needy and can keep every man's sensuous daydream burning.

I'm not getting younger and I've already accepted that. But what I can't accept is the fact that most blokes are into the younger generation. I mean, why can't they just prefer a mature lady like me who can bring them the utmost pleasure and satisfac...

A perfectly imperfect lass who loves getting off with some nice lads. I fancy being with lads who treat me nicely in bed and those who ask me what I want or how I want to be pleasured. That little kindness can make me wet.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.