Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

First scenario: Imagine having sex with a lass who's inexperienced. Would you try to work things out or would you dash? Second scenario: Picture a lovely lass with big boobs and luscious ass who's sweet and hot at the same time. Would you run aw...

I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...

My past relationships made me lose my faith in love. My previous experience when it comes to heartbreaks has made me a bit of skeptic when men try to woo me. I hate guys who shower me with flowery words, but will leave me with no hesitation after fuc...

Being in a relationship is not easy peasy. That's why I decided to refrain from being involved in relationships. With that, all I want right now is to search for a bloke who is willing to flirt and to get dirty with me all night long.