Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Guess what happened to me while making my profile. I was thinking of something to write here when this random old bloke suddenly touched my ass. I was surprised. Not because of him, but because my pussy got wet in that instant. I just discovered that...

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

I owe my perfect tan to my love for basking in the sun. Though it was never my intention to attract men with it, I've found it easier to catch their attention with the way my skin looks. Even now that I'm older, I still have the same effect on men.

Putting pretty boys in equally pretty corsets is the ultimate fantasy for me. It gets me soaked just imagining dainty waists contrasting with wide shoulders and throbbing dicks. I hope my years of searching will finally be over soon!

I consider the mountains my second home. Ever since the death of my partner, I've been spending a lot of time hiking and camping in different mountains. I still love going on a hike, but my frail body can only handle a bit of the activity now. As suc...