For a moment, I thought I'm ready to fall in love with someone and to be committed. But as soon as I realized how difficult it is to be in a relationship, I immediately forget about that thought. With that, I don't want someone to love, instead, I wa...

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Here's a thing or two about me! I possess secrets that I only prefer to concede to the right person. I'm mysterious and calm, yet hold wild imaginations and quite naughty, soon-to-be-revealed sexual daydreams.

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

Fond of sexting. The words of a randy man are so vivid that drives me wild. I have an intense passion for sex, but I've no plans of dating because my legs are not that strong anymore. Mind touching my clit with your naughty thoughts?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?