I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I am fond of blokes with tight arses, something to grab on and spank until it blushes. It turns me on when I can sink my fingers and be given permission to use my teeth too. I'm cheeky and old, I could get away with it.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

I admit that I can be quite aggressive whenever I am on top of a dishy bloke. I can ride him roughly and wildly. There's also a tendency that both of my hands will travel to his hands pinning him down as I ride harder and faster.

It would be nice to have a lad who can take care of me now that I am too old to even look out for myself. I don't need much caring, so you don't need to worry. All I want is a nice bloke who can make me experience the pleasure and satisfaction I dese...