I spend a lot of time doing the things I love like going to the beach to have a tan and lying on the seashore while watching the sun go down. Boating is also one activity I usually do. It's amazing being in the middle of the sea.

I am no stranger when it comes to things like this. I don't expect to get a lot of things out of this. All I want is to find a man who can make me occupied when I am bored and horny. I know there are a lot of guys here who also want that. If you are ...

If you are looking for a serious and committed relationship, then I am not the lass you are looking for. I just want to play around for a bit. You know, the usual flirty, one-night-stand kind of thing. I think I am too young and sexy to be tied down ...

Ever heard of the borny? It's the combination of the words bored and horny. That is exactly what I am feeling right now. It would be great if a borny stud comes my way and starts adding some spice to my dull as a ditchwater life.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

A lot of realizations have come to me these past few days and one of them is that ages have passed since the last time I flirted with someone. And that's the exact reason why I am here. I need someone to flirt with right away or else, I'll go crazy.