When the streetlights flicker on, it's a sign for endless teasing and fucking in a place where no one can disturb us. Dusk means it's time to lose all of our inhibitions to enjoy the night full of whispering and shagging.

An old slag that is looking for young pets that need a good spanking. It's been a while since I brought out my riding crop and it's itching to make contact with skin. And I know which outfit to bust out when the right bloke comes along.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Sex over expensive chocolates. I can order chocolates on my own, but I can't buy great sex. Penis over dildoes. Any size is perfect. Dildoes aren't real, so they don't satisfy me as much as hard cocks.

Easygoing and not always finding things to worry about is the type of gentlemen I seek. Even in bed, I love having lazy sex in the morning or waking up to their head between my thighs as they eat me out as their breakfast.

I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?