I always love hearing a good dad joke. I know someone would say they're insufferable but I don't really care. If you're the type of lad that has oodles of 'em then drop me a chat, I'd fancy getting to know you better.

I am a beautiful lass whose pair of bust can never compare to anyone else. My tantalizing eyes can take you to places you have never been before. If you’re the adventurous kind of lad who is willing to explore new things, then you should know that ...

When I was younger, I believed in fairytales and in love. But as I became older, I realized that those two are full of shit. No, I am not bitter. I guess now I just know better than to be deceived by love.

I love taking on the role of a stepmother who caught her stepson in the act of beating his bishop. If he looks like he's having trouble then I would do what anyone would, jack him off until he makes a mess of himself.

I'm into someone who knows how to treat a lady! With that said, I don't mean that he needs to buy my flowers and chocolates all the time. I can buy those things on my own, lol! A lot of blokes nowadays try to win me with dirty talk, their good looks,...

If UNESCO ever sees me, I will be considered one of the world heritage sites. The sight of my body rivals the majestic view of the cultural and natural sites with outstanding nature value. Due to this, I tend to stay at home. I don't want to cause a ...