Loving, caring, and supportive! I have this chuffed thing with Asian men. They have these adorable soft pants and gave a loud moan, especially when the lights are off. I must say it got my knickers shambled.

Me: A kind-hearted and loving person who finds talking about silling things funny instead of annoying. You: Has a sense of humor and is always happy Loves to stay up late at night to have a great chat with me

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I hope to find a man who will see beyond my age. I might be old now, but I am still as slutty as ever. Not to brag but I think I still have what it takes to make any man cum hard and scream out my name. If you like that, chat me now.

As a needy and extremely naughty lady, of course, I want to find a bloke who can satisfy all my needs including the sexual ones. I also want to find the kind of bloke who can ride on with the naughty thoughts in my head.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.