I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.

A wild and naughty babe who won't allow a bloke to be disappointed and unhappy in bed. I know several ways to make a bloke easily satisfied under the sheets and if you're curious about those ways, give me a message. Once you do that, I promise that y...

I can be playful, but I can be serious at the same time. There's a time to be flirty, and there's a time to rest. Unlike other lasses, I'm not interested in getting off with many chaps every day. That's tiring. Once a week is okay.

Listening to music while snogging and shagging. There should always be a background music if there's a man in my home so we won't wake our neighbours from their deep sleep. But if I had a choice, I wouldn't do it. I want to tell everyone that someone...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Some of my mates warm me about how I live my life. I tend to be carefree and trusting. I think that's why they are so worried about me. I am quite gullible and easy to trick. I hope to find someone who will not take advantage of this weakness of mine...