What would be the best way to spend the dreary afternoons? Binge watching my favourite porn films. When it rains, I stay indoors and get wet myself. Nothing wrong with a middle aged woman wanking herself until she passes out, am I right?

I would be out of my mind if I don't socialise with dashing lads. They're totally a different specie compared to women and that's exciting. I could listen to their interests all day while my fingers are somewhere else.

Having hands run all over my body is one of my biggest turn-ons, through massages or just snogging, I'd always end up soiling my knickers. What I would give just to get that sensation back. It's been years since I've had masculine hands feel me up.

Fond of cooking and baking topless or naked, just have to put on an apron to not get splatters on me to be honest. Everyone loves my pie, especially hearing fit blokes whimper and moan as soon as they taste it, if you're catching on to what I am that...

Nothing turns me on like a gent who has a naughty imagination. I love hearing about the fantasies they'd come up with or what their latest wet dream had in store for them. Why not leave me a message and let's exchange some of our stories?

I have a pair of "fuck me" heels and they work like a charm even after all these years. When I have them on, I know I'm gonna get thoroughly fucked that night-- and I do! I always feel confident and desirable as soon as I slip them on.