Fond of cooking and baking topless or naked, just have to put on an apron to not get splatters on me to be honest. Everyone loves my pie, especially hearing fit blokes whimper and moan as soon as they taste it, if you're catching on to what I am that...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I've always loved being the center of attention, wanting to be watched and praised. I've only realised that I was a submissive when I was in my early 30s and embraced it fully. Even now, I would love to please my young master, to be used and ordered ...

People often refer to me as a delicious wine because I become tastier as I age. However, only a handful of people can handle the kick I got. I might get you drunk with pleasure and fuck you until you become unsure of who you are anymore.

Bear in mind that not all old people are a bore, some of us still go out and about and paint the town red. I for one always have mischief in my mind and get pretty cheeky when a lad comes around showering me with flirty compliments.

The most important thing for me now is having someone who can show me how to have a good time. I don't give a fuck about having a man who will live with me for the rest of my life. There are only a few years left in my tank, so I want to spend it in ...