Whenever I feel cheeky nowadays, I would wear lingerie that barely covers anything under my regular clothes. It brings me back to the times when I used to wear mini skirts and not give a flying fuck if men could see my arse and kitty as I climb up st...

My fingers are tired of pleasing me. I need someone to do all the dirty work and get down on me. I love the sensation I get when a lad eats out my pussy. Use your soft lips and warm tongue to tickle every inch of my sensitive bean and make me cum usi...

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...

I am usually the silent type. You will not hear my voice unless you talk to me. I find it difficult to say something when I am in a public space. However, I can be as naughty as a hungry hyena when I am doing something fun in bed.

When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.