The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

I have a lot of hobbies that I enjoy. I can sew, knit, draw, and dance. What I do the most is dancing because I like to shake my derrière. One day, I'll dance in the rain with my lover while kissing passionately.

The best thing about me is my saggy tits. I know that some may find it a turn off, but I am sure there are still a handful of lads who are into old lady's breasts. I assure you will not be disappointed in them.

If I am to choose between a lad who is attractive and a lad who has a great personality, I am sure that I'm going to choose the latter. Yes, personality matters more to me than looks. So, if you have a nice and pleasant personality, I recommend that ...

Tying blokes up to the bedframe and giving them a good sucking makes me wet my knickers through. There were even times that I couldn't resist and just threw my leg over them to ride their throbbing cocks.

I know I shouldn't be playing with food but the thought of a cock covered in whipped cream has me soaking. I have a sweet tooth and even if I know I should be dialing it down, I get dessert whenever I can.