Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I am not your typical slut. I am a naughty whore who loves having morning wood for breakfast. Starting my day with a blowjob never fails to make me feel better for the rest of the day. It would be great to have someone who can always give me the fuck...

My teenage years are undoubtedly the greatest moments of my life. My beauty knows no bounds that time, and I always have the boys at our school wanting to get to know me. I can't help but smile as I remember those glorious days. If only I could bring...

It doesn't take much to turn on little old me. Playful hands that seem to know where to go. Deep massages that slowly morph into foreplay. Keep it simple, one doesn't need to over do it. Just hard slow shagging and breathy moans is enough.

If only I can turn back time, I would fuck all the lads I want until my cunt feels satisfied. It's depressing that I did not enjoy my youth too much. Now that I am old, I can't even do the things I want to do.

Whenever my daughter brings around a bloke, he would always end up tied to one of my bedposts. I am separated, nor do I really have plans of inviting them to bed-- they just come around on their own. I sometimes feel guilty but I make sure to punish ...