I have wasted so many years in bad relationships, so I'm looking for a stable one for once. I'm not into the player-type whatsoever. I'm faithful so, I want that in return. It takes time to build something good, but I'm willing to take that time if i...

Jigsaw puzzles before a shag. I like my mind to be sharp, but I also like to fill my mind with filthy things. After getting off comes snuggling in on the sofa for a few minutes and a lot of snogging too.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Make me submit to you. Tell me what you want and punish me if I did not do a good job. Discipline me when I have the cheek to talk back. Fuck my sopping quim who's only use is to pleasure you. I want to be your pretty little pet.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.