Love is all about taking care of each other. My life is already busy as is. I don't have the time or energy to take care of another person. As such, I am not here for love. I just want to have a bloke who can chat with me when I am bored. Let us have...

When I don't experience intimacy for a long time, people find me grumpy and frustrated. On the flip side, if I recently have a thrilling experience, people find me overjoyed. They can see me smiling even in my sleep.

4 fun facts about me: 1. Enjoys shagging in the middle of the day and under the moonlight 2. Can take a huge penis into my pussy 3. Gives the best blowjob 4. Loves running my fingers on someone's amazing bum.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Not to brag, but I have a lot of men who will throw themselves on my feet to get my attention. I know that these guys only want to get inside my pants but I have no qualms about that. Actually, I like it when hot men express their desires to fuck me ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?