If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...

Here's the thing about me, I would rather spend my time flirting around with any lad I like than to be committed and tied to one person. If you are just like me who's not into commitments, maybe you can message me so we can start flirting already.

I'm passionate about making a lad's life happy by giving him what he needs. It's not just about getting off, but it's more about supporting him as he finds his way to become more successful. I want to be there when he's sad and when he's happy.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I can be the lass you are looking for. We can't know that for sure unless you give both of us a chance to get to know each other more. If that sounds like a good idea to you, then let's not waste time and start chatting with each other right away.

"If you're the one who misunderstands what people say, don't try messaging me. If you're that chap who doesn't get offended by a little joke and stuffs like that, we're a match. Say hi so I know you exist."