My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I'm not a flirty lass. When I meet a man I like down the street, I don't show any signs that I like him. I still believe that men should make the first move. But even though I try hard not to flirt, men are captivated with my exquisite beauty.

Just retrieved my freedom from a shitty relationship. It took me eight long years to understand that I have been misusing my precious time on the wrong man, and now I want to mend all the wasted time.

All of my erogenous zones are Hank Marvin. They long to be caressed and sucked by a fine lad, who has an uncontrollable desire for sex. I'm fond of experiencing steamy sex or the kind of sex that makes me hot all over.

I heard from someone that this is the perfect place to find a nice lad who can satisfy my sexual needs. I don't usually believe in hearsays, but I am quite desperate right now. My pussy is hungry for some cock, and I would do anything to have a big d...

Divorced a man I thought I loved. It turns out that we both didn't love each other 101%, so we both decided to give each other space. Since I'm free with no kids, I am can and would love to experience how it feels to be single again.