I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I don't know if you'll like what you're about to read about me but I hope you do. I'm a filthy slut and housewife with pretty lips for suckin' and a pussy and an ass for fuckin'. I like dirty and hard fucking, and I'm prepared to seduce you once you ...

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

Don't be fooled by my age nor my appearance. I admit that I am not really that young anymore but you can take me for my word when I say that I can still ride your cock wildly and roughly. Should you want to know more about me, feel free to drop a mes...

My life has always been full of good surprises, keeps me on my toes and fills my youthful heart. These days I am still excited about what the day would bring me. A dishy lad with a naughty attitude to keep me occupied, maybe?