Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am tired of hearing the words beautiful, gorgeous, and pretty. I wish men would be more creative with their compliments. I mean, who doesn't get sick of hearing the same words over and over again? Send me this kind of compliment, and you'll never g...

I'm this career-oriented lass who loves wearing mini dresses and mini shorts whenever I go out to drink in pubs or watch films in the cinema. Additionally, I wear a certain shade depending on my mood.

I am not someone with superhuman capacities. I'm not a superhero either nor a genie in a bottle, but I am someone who has a compassion for the needy and can keep every man's sensuous daydream burning.

I am the kind of gal who never gets contented with just one lad. I prefer to be with two or maybe three of them. I am not really sure why but I guess that's because I enjoy being the center of attention of numerous lads.

Not all women are made of sugar and rainbows. Some of us are born with bitterness and pebbles in our hearts. So if that’s what you’re searching for, I hope you’ll know what to do. But please don’t send me a sweet message. Something naughty or...