Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

One thing that I can tell you is that I am a horny old woman who will never let any bloke be disappointed in bed. Despite being old, I can still move and rock my body in ways that will make any bloke moan and groan in pleasure.

Never have I ever tried dogging. It's on my bucket list and I look forward to ticking it off when the time comes. Soon I hope-- because I am gagging for a good hard shag! I am also thinking of living the fantasy of getting fingered in a cinema.

Am I intimidating? That's not what my soul says. I'm actually one of the most approachable lasses in the world. Be sincere in your motives, and you'll know I'm telling the truth. Send me a message, let's see where it'll take us.

If I can choose between anal and vaginal sex, I think I'd prefer to have the former. Some gals may not agree with me on this but I really think that anal sex is much more satisfying. And that's most especially when the knob inside my tight asshole is...

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.