To confirm your assumptions, yes I am a simple yet elegant lass who doesn't deserve to be punished with your hands. I'm the classy one who is delicate yet strong who's worthy to be adored by someone who has a heart as pure as the ray of the sun.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Fewer and fewer men are interested in committed relationships. I can’t really blame them. Who wants to be tied down when the world is filled with pretty girls like me who also refused to be with one man? I’d rather have naughty conversations diff...

I love tying lads to my bedframe. I distinctly picked out one made of wrought iron with an intricate headboard so it would be easier to secure them there. I collected quite a number of cuffs through the years, from leather to fuzzy ones.

Everything in my life right now is going pretty fine and dandy that the only thing I can think of that is missing is a decent lad. All I want is simple really, I want someone who can make my world a better place and my nights steamier.

People who know me well describe me as someone who is "crazy". it's for the simple reason that I act like one. I belt out some tunes when I'm in the mood no matter where I am. You can see me belting out while vaccuming our floor or while preparing a ...